Licker of stumps

MJ - Medley

2009-09-16T05:48:29Z

Naked Day of Birth.

2008-11-11T19:34:07Z

29! Day Birth!

Presents Plz K Thanks!

I'm officially old. Well I'm officially old a few years in already.

Rocky Jumped a Park Bench

2008-05-04T17:38:31Z

j_mah @ 2007-12-31T18:55:00

2008-01-01T02:55:41Z

Happy New years!

Happy

2007-11-11T21:27:33Z

HApppy Birthday to me..

PS3 Phaser

2007-11-09T21:09:29Z

Blu-Ray Laser Phaser! - Click here for more blooper videos

Embedding is fun! Writer's Strike explained.

2007-11-09T04:08:22Z

Festival of Lost Souls.

2007-10-29T07:09:08Z

If you haven't been on a bus thats full of robots, you haven't lived. The robots costumes were made of card board, aluminum and tubing. One actually looked like Marvin from HHGTTG BBC series.

Gotta love Halloween!

CineMassacre's Monster Madness #1

2007-10-28T07:07:20Z

4 more to go.

Toronto pictures

2007-05-10T18:43:25Z

Well, some of them.

Toronto

2007-05-07T16:42:41Z

Toronto = Vancouver * 1.5

The problem of getting souvenirs in another part of Canada is that you see the same stuff you get back home. :(

Pictures will be posted.

India traffic

2007-02-23T08:37:22Z

This was exactly the type of traffic I experienced in china.

Happy Lunar New Years!

2007-02-17T01:20:34Z

Year of the pig.

j_mah @ 2007-02-14T20:37:00

2007-02-15T04:46:16Z

HAPPY VD!

I won't be..

"I remember my first Valentines day in 1st Grade. My mom asked me how many kids I had in my class, and we went down to Osco and got two packages of valentines day cards, enough for every child in my class. The cards were all the same size and all said basically the same thing.

When I got to school, each child had a small box on their desk. Then at some point during the day, I would go around the class and give each child a card. And I mean each child; the quiet one in the back, the most popular girl in class, the prettiest girl, and honestly even the boys as well. This was way before society had taught me that such a showing of affection had to exclude the half of the world who are the same gender as I. And by the end of the day, we all had a full box of valentines to take home with us.

One desk, one box, the love of a child.

But then as I got older, society taught me that I would further narrow my offerings of affection, picking only those that I choose to be special or worthy. Eventually, I was taught to limit it to only one person. And that card that I gave out as a child was no longer sufficient. The cards were bigger now, they all said different things and I was supposed to categorize my feeling for this person and pick just the right card that said just the right thing.

More time went on, and the cards still got bigger and cards were not enough, to show that really really special person what they meant to you, you needed to send flowers and candy and jewelry. Apparently, as we grew, our boxes got bigger and it took more and more to fill those boxes. And now we absolutely could not give more then one card; people hire detectives to make sure that the person who is supposed to be filling their box is not buying a package of cards. And if you didn't have someone sending you stuff you are saddened by your big empty box and people filled those empty boxes with sadness and despair.

This morning I am sitting at my virtual desk where I have a virtual box on it, and I am taking back from society what it has taken from me. I am counting how many people play a role in my life, and I am buying my virtual packages of cards. And I have one for every single one of you. Man or woman, young or old, straight or gay, married or single. And they are all the same size and they all say the same thing and I am going to every box and placing a card into it.

And the virtual boxes are all the same size and the virtual desks are all the same and I invite each and every one of you to do the same so that no box is empty and that the shy ones and the pretty ones and the popular ones and everyone goes home tonight with a full box of valentines.

One virtual desk, one virtual box, the love of a child at heart.

Be My Valentine."

j_mah @ 2006-12-31T21:07:00

2007-01-01T04:07:00Z

In 2007, J_Mah resolves to...

Take jmajor thinking.
Overcome my secret fear of dvds.
Connect with my inner porn.
Admit my true feelings to _melodic_.
Keep my fubar clean.
Take evening classes in internet.

j_mah @ 2006-12-22T14:29:00

2006-12-22T21:29:31Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, chrome_corset (-5000 points). In October I put money in marian7678's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I pulled over and changed thefelinepunk's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for thenakedavenger (-10 points). In March I bought porn for burntstrawman (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4971 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
J_Mah

j_mah @ 2006-10-14T01:18:00

2006-10-14T08:23:20Z

Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English

10% Yankee

5% Midwestern

0% Dixie

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

j_mah @ 2006-09-08T19:30:00

2006-09-09T02:37:34Z

Update:

- Been looking for a second job the last month. God, I hating the waiting game.
- Finally looking at some cell phones. Might as well become assessible anywhere I travel now.
- Room was neat for one week. Now its back to the lovable pig style I'm used to.
- Oh yeah, life in limbo. Oh well.

This does not look good for me.

2006-09-07T04:24:44Z

My Personality


Neuroticism	83
Extraversion	29
Openness To Experience	32
Agreeableness	38
Conscientiousness	31

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Sammi

2006-09-01T02:22:26Z

I think I know at least one person who will like this.

Game booth girls

2006-08-29T20:24:10Z

I gotta go to Japan one of these days.

j_mah @ 2006-08-28T18:52:00

2006-08-29T01:57:29Z

Kat *heart*

Gotta love "The 40 Year Old Virgin".

Harry's Wang

2006-08-01T08:30:54Z

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything."

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches."

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, "Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang...

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

How Asian are you?

2006-07-26T01:11:41Z

I scored a 78% on the "how asian are you?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

So I'm a bit white washed....

Popudoms

2006-07-19T06:52:03Z

^_^

Had a little extra cash so I bought me self the first two seasons of Red Dwarf. Too bad I still don't know what chicken vindaloo taste like.